You are a worm that is half the reason we are in this place now.

also because Putin’s assasination attempt failed.

“ What is dangerous is the increasing number of young people who identify as Socialist”

So Private Bonespurs takes to social media to complain about social media?

Some valid points maybe, but you just had to throw that in there huh.

Did they? Do they owe you some type of performance? I’m going to bet that Barack and Michelle, based on income have paid so much more in tax dollars, and community commitments than you ever had in your little snotty, entitled white man-boy life.

Sure, Jan.

“...Don’t feel sorry for me. Don’t feel sorry for me.”

3/4 of my immigrant ancestors came to this country with the massive wave of the Jewish diaspora of the early 20th century, long after slavery, were discriminated against because of their ethnicity... and they still had a massive advantage over their fellow black Americans.

Part of me loves it. Part of me hates it. These people should all be under a jail somewhere.

This one’s pretty easy: did your grandfather fight in WWII? Cool. Bet he got one of those super-low-interest, almost-nothing-down VA mortgages to buy a house in a newly developed suburban tract, which almost certainly appreciated significantly over the ensuing 30 years. Cool. Guess what: black folks couldn’t get those.

I hurt myself on a dildo. Sprained both my ankles.

I worked at UPS loading package cars in the morning (4:30-8:15am) during college. We ran a little game where if, while sorting on the slide, we came across a package that had disgorged its contents* — usually from a jam — we would put the ones from Adam&Eve in the…

I do not actually know what Succession IS, but I totally would say Success deez nuts.

It wasn’t a serious injury, but it bled A LOT. I cut off the tip of my left thumb with the steak knife I was using to open a pint of ice cream.

Fell off a bathroom counter when I was 10 because I was trying to see what my asshole looked like. 

Story 1: I was about 15 and helping my next door neighbor dig out a fence post. The shovel was on the ground and I thought I’d be smooth and step on the spade and grab the handle as it popped up. I missed the handle and it hit me clear in the cheekbone under my left eye, cutting me open.

He’s not “handling” California Right Now at all— he’s just badmouthing us, and refusing to even send us Thoughts & Prayers[tm] for alla these fires. Not even a re-gifted sample-sized box of Thoughts & Prayers[tm] from like Lootcrate or something. And then he’s blaming the state politics for letting water run into the…

Hell, even in the video where he was watching the French Military marching band, and everybody in attendence was bumping out to some brassy Daft Punk, here was still sitting there with his tangerine-left-in-the-sun-for-three-weeks face.

I see the Pentagon has joined our intelligence agencies in their efforts to undermine Trump. Seems pretty obvious to me they did not give the WH a heads up about the “postponement” and scooped the WH spin machine by issuing their statement last night. Certainly, it is for all intents and purposes a cancellation, but…

Regarding that “666% Increase” (derived from the Pentagon’s original and revised estimates) that appears in so many headlines: I’d really like to imagine that we’ve been punk’d by some numerologically-inclined Pentagon bean-counters here.