This is not a black person, or he would know that this is bullshit: “Blacks were given a free education for K-12 and college for hundreds of years”

Viscous Criminals would be a great band name.

He uses Giuliani to stick up for him on fox but not once have I seen him go after Avenatti himself.

My man Jordan can’t use commas for shit.

I think you’ve uncovered Kanye’s burner!

Damn Michael, you’ve made it!!! I didn’t know that Ben Carson read The Root, and for him to write in like that! 

Are we sure Aric (Jesus is that not the whitest name ever) isn’t just, like, maple syrup?

Fox News is clearly the winner over You’re the Real Racists, but I just can’t not vote for You’re the Real Racists.

Lindsay Lohans butt-plug would be a significant improvement over the current AG. I doubt it has any bigotry or desire to use the bible to justify state sponsored kidnapping.

I get that he’s doing this to keep the pressure on Trump by staying in the headlines. I know he’s probably not serious about running, but if he is, I don’t think it’s a wonderful idea. That being said, if it came down to him and Trump in 2020, I’d vote for Avenatti all day, every day. I prefer Giant Meteor, but he…

I’ve heard it said that what a successful challenger to Trump would need is a sense of humor, the ability to rile up 45* and the just some world class experience when it comes to trolling. Avenatti’s face is almost constantly a version of “You mad, bro?”

0/10 conservative trolling attempt, try harder next time. Ben Shapiro is not a politician, and no elected official owes random private citizens a “political debate” whenever they feel like it just because they have money. Go away.

Have you never been introduced to the idea of ‘analogy’ or do you take people literally at all times?

“But this? This is indefensible.”

Huh.  So that’s what Ben Shapiro looks like.  I don’t know what I was expecting, but I never pictured him having the face of a mean 8th grader.

Flag ‘em, bag ‘em, and tag ‘em.

And one Uncle with a glass of brown liquor giving commentary on the side. 

Tbh, I didn’t even bother to look at the mugshots. I skipped right over it, and read the article. By the time I make it to the comments, I’m reading 23&Me jokes. Then I see your comment. I’m like “ok, I gotta see what everyone is talking about. Because I’m all kinds of confused right about now.” I thought the photo…

Lock him up.