Kudos to the woman who came forward, but I can’t help but say something doesn’t smell right. I mean, the articles I’ve read had said he was physically abusive but don’t give any details. The details I’ve seen talk about verbally harassing her, threatening to withhold money, taking a wreath off a door and throwing it…

Ahh, I see that Becky With the Busted Lip was unaware of the “Talk Shit, Get Hit” clause in subsection A, Paragraph 3 of The Wypipo’s Guide to Not Getting Your Ass Whooped, in which it clearly explained that “talking shit” does indeed include the snatching of things, which includes both edges and protest signs.

“So when the Dusty Rhodes-looking woman”

This is what a white man’s mid life crisis looks like when he’s got access to boundless cash, but he’s too scared to learn how to ride a Harley.

Were you also with Larry Levan in the Paradise Garage DJ booth, and in Jamaica for the great sound clashes?

When did Disney start making black villains?

You gotta be some kind of gullible to walk in a church, see what he looks like, and think he’s preaching God’s word instead of fucking the Bishop’s wife and stealing from the collection plate.

And that they literally cannot function without proximity to whiteness and patriarchy and power. Like, you move them 25 feet away from them and they become more and more useless, like a Comcast remote separated from its modem.

I was waiting for him to put it in the dishwasher.  I guess he was just too chicken.

“Where exactly is the bottomless pit containing the endless cadre of thirsty, feckless, shameless, stupid and silly n*****”

So the GOP is just performance art at this point right? This is just a long-running, super-involved joke that the entire party is in on? They’re supporting Nazis and child molesters and now wife-murderers, they side with Russia over our own intelligence communities, there’s the daily detritus that spews forth from…

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It’s Mercer Street about 4pm that makes me lose my mind. None of the lanes are moving! Stop honking! Stop trying to change lanes every 2 minutes! It’s going to take 90 minutes to get to the on-ramp no matter what you do!

the Colts’ roster is a bunch of set extras and hobos

These hipster doofuses are so self-confident, it blows my mind. I have had these small beardy plaid-wearing fucks get all up in my face despite me having several inches and a few dozen pounds on them. Just remind yourself that these men grow beards either to cover up their weak chins or to spruce up their otherwise…

We’ve outsourced our responsibility to Mexico.

Seriously, I come up with some astonishing profanity when I’m stuck in afternoon Seattle traffic, but I’m not going to fucking follow someone for two miles. That’s another 90 minutes I’d have to sit in traffic, anyway.

Hmm, this year’s crop of white tears is exceptional.

I often get the impression a lot of independent contractors are “independent” mostly because no one in their right mind would hire them.

“I’m out of business, I’m completely out, I’m done, I’ll never work in Columbus again,” he added. “This has completely and thoroughly ruined my life.”