Jesus fuck, would you people PLEASE learn when to use an apostrophe?

So because I never went to the police after my sexual assault, I wasn’t traumatized enoug? FUCK YOU. I didn’t want to be traumatized further. FUCK YOU.

Dear Mediocre White Person:

“Nobody cares, and nothings sticks to him”...except that Mueller cars and his party is about to be blown-the-fuck out of the water in a few months. Trump lost his party seats in the House and Senate in 2016 which is was a decent year for Republicans, and you’re acting like it’s going to be worse for us in a much…

Bitch, you nasty.

I think if Hillary supporters had no other choice they would begrudgingly vote Sanders.

I’m guessing this was intended for the OP. Hope you’re not outside the edit window yet. ;)

Yeah, this is nice but no.  I’m not giving my vacation time to someone else.  Mostly because I’ve spent a lot of money and energy celebrating other people’s marriages and kids and will never get any of that back since I’m perpetually single and have no interest in having children at all.  Yes, I’m a selfish bitch and…

LOL sometimes my Chihuahua tries to jump up onto the couch and misses. She could be Secretary of Education...

The dishes are done, man.

I really don’t understand why SHS puts up with this kind of shit day after day at her job, especially when she’s clearly so well suited for many other professions.

BUT HER EMAIOLS AMIRITE *SHART*

Trump is saying no today because Putin told Trump that he heard what he said about him and Russia Tuesday.

I’ve known some squatters (usually dharma bum crust punks) with far more dignity, class, and respect for their fellow human beings.

Isn’t White House Stenographer a redundant position when you have Maggie Halberstam of the NYT doing the exact same job?

He put the thing down, flipped it, then reversed it.

This story makes me want to don my finest Sue Ellen Crandell for General Apparel West 1991 prized fashion collection to celebrate the white lie career scam that ultimately produces great work.

You’re lucky. My neighbor is a walking, talking shit-stain. Not only does he rake his leaves into my yard, he doesn’t understand the nuances of the NBA salary cap/tax structure.  Fuck you, Gary.

First of all, 10 inches is horrifying. There’s no need for it. NO USE, I SAY, on an already obsolete instrument. Like when Tarantino and Eli Roth team up. But why? Aren’t you grotesque enough individually?