No, they haven’t.

“Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ‘til it goes “click.”

I think what can frustrate people is the use of these numbers like the percentages are true across the board. Assuming that all the Trump votes in DC were white people, that’s still maybe 8% of white people. (DC is roughly 50% white, and he got 4% of the total vote, I assume only white people voted for him.) A high…

Absolutely nothing that I just read has any place in the real world. None of it. Not one fucking word. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

I’m just excited that we’ve proven beyond a reasonable doubt that the universe is a simulation and the guys who wrote the program are fucking with us.

I just don’t understand how they think shit gets done.

The thing is that those candidates could maybe win if the people saying this actually did shit to get those progressive candidates elected. Half the reason why a progressive candidate isn’t going to win in, like, fucking Wyoming or wherever the fuck white people think is the “real, ignored America” is because the…

Today on Splinter, an article mocking Chuck Schumer for saying he’ll obstruct the Supreme Court nomination, not even a week after functionally calling him a pussy for not immediately indicating that he was going to obstruct the Supreme Court nomination.

Do you not know how adjectives work? Are you that fucking stupid? How do you keep from pissing and shitting yourself on a daily basis?

Wow, he totally looks like he’s Bill O’Reilly’s secret son. Those are additionally, the most insipid looking children I’ve seen in quite some time. It’s remarkable how those in our society who should least pass on their genetic material seek to seize control of abortion rights.

And the White “progressives” that sat out the election or went third party even though we needed all of their votes.
“Things are going to be bad for us,” we said.
“Who cares?” they said.

I turn 35 in a little less that two weeks. I’ve been creaky as long as I can remember, thanks to years of cheerleading (gnarly injuries), and being so clumsy I can fall over when standing still. I am also getting married about 3 weeks after my birthday (first time, woot!) and the FH and I recently decided that kids…

The community theatre question should go to Ask A Manager. That comment section would be great.

Start adding a Poise-type panty-liner to your shopping list. (Store brands are usually cheaper.)

Ok...this peeing thing is starting to happen to me and I have never even given birth. My doctor was just like, yup, that happens, do some kegels. Damn.

Cardinals fan says what?

Louis Gohmert has been the dumbest mother fucker in Congress for years now— he turns what would otherwise be a hard fought race for that honor into a rout. I’m not saying he’s the most racist member (Steve KKing or the most hypocritical member (Peter King) but dimmest is a lock; Gohmert makes the comment section at…

I think his Purple Majesty would approve

Thanks for this, but what if I’m trying to learn Purple Rain, solos and all, on electric guitar?