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I hope you recover from that case of the vapors brought on by the revolutionary idea that on-camera talent is primarily chosen based on appearance. Seriously, what fucking universe do you live in? Man or woman, this is true. Peter Jennings was one of the biggest dolts to ever sit in an anchor chair. Men got by

This is all leading to something civil.

Yes, the “So she was asking for it” defense really justifies the shitty comments.

Or the after picture in the “I used to be addicted to drugs but then I found Jesus and now Im being paid an exorbitant sum of money to come to your school cafegymitorium to talk to you about the dangers of alcohol, the first gateway drug,” promotional literature.

His nose looks like my labradoodle’s nutsack.

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

Oh I’d much rather get my tubes tied, 100%. Paul Ryan probably thinks about Ayn Rand while he’s fucking.

Good video, but I’m mainly here to fan myself over Donald Glover’s delicious voice telling people how behave appropriately in work place situations. Yes. Mmmmmm-mmmmmm.

I am permanently sterilized. I have never had children. It’s far from “terrible.” I’ve had abortions, too; they were uncomfortable but not “terrible” physically or emotionally.

Either fired or made president

Okay, first of all, Jameis: Fuck off. He apologizes to the driver “for the position I put you in,” which is a masterclass in appearing to own up to what he did without even coming within the same zip code of acknowledging it.

He is expected to appeal the decision, to have the ban lyfted.  

People should make his life a living hell.

2) David Spade is still one of my all time favorite SNL cast members.

If someone doesn’t have an actual position by now on whether the stuff Trump’s been doing as president is ok or not, I’m sorry, but they’re part of a bunch of morons. Is it helpful to say that? Maybe not, but then what is helpful? If someone just chooses to go through their entire life utterly oblivious to current

Oh, Jesus. If you keep believing she was “politically toxic” instead of that both men of color and white men remain sexist enough that Brit Hume could call her “shrill” and James Comey could get himself bent enough by Republican male pressure to tank her chances all by himself because he didn’t want to work for a

I’m … really struggling with men of color laying the entirety of this mess at the feet of white women every single time when you also literally run to them the instant you think they can boost your status either with “ya boyz” or at work – or if you think you need a slightly bigger couch to lay on or a bigger BMW to

Is this satire?  I think this is satire. Is it?  

What the fuck? This motherfucker threatened to EZ-OFF OVEN CLEANER a woman’s vagina. Now his death is some kind of tragedy?