Oooooh, baby. Talk dirty to me and tell those kids what you had to if you wanted italics on that there Selectric.

What were they supposed to do, being outnumbered by Republicans? Basic math was against them.

The really sad part is a 1993 Honda Del Sol will have better resale value than this administration.

Turbans need to make a comeback.

Scorching hot take, asshole.

Great, now I can’t wear my favorite NASA sweatshirt for a while.

That Colorfix glaze is amazing.

Brut all the way.

Brut aftershave and full Depends. 

I can feel the collegiate earnestness coming off the page. I would piss myself laughing if I heard this.

You must be a blast at parties.

I apologize--I didn’t mean to kick off a shit storm, I read “paul” and assumed. You know what happens then.

Paul was an asshole.

I may have joined the Twits just so I can tell him what a giant fraud he is when the mood strikes.

No, I’m not thinking of Reagan.

Let’s see: ran on Willie Horton, let a generation of gay men die, Iran-Contra, ex-head of the CIA...and yet he’s still better than what’s in the WH now.

Let’s see: ran on Willie Horton, let a generation of gay men die, Iran-Contra, ex-head of the CIA...and yet he’s still better than what’s in the WH now.

Very pretty! Thank you.

It would be a Christmas Goddamn Fucking Miracle if you would make fucking off a priority already.

Speaking of football ignorance, your user name tells me everything I need to know about you.