Patron is all marketing.

Have you tried the Don Julio 1942? Treat yourself.

I was all. “what fat d...those are pigs!” They are adorable.

I love the smell of internet tough guy in the morning! Smells like bullshit!

Annnnd right away, this dipshit goes for “sef-defense” and “gun.” This stupid train is never late.

I’ll come with you, because this song is the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline.

LOL, it wasn’t even on the sly between me and mom!

Whew, that link. This trash stinks to high heaven.

I also hope that the other justices, especially Ginsberg, Sotomayor, and Kagan mean girl the shit out of him in the lunchroom.

DKEs are softer than 10-ply toilet paper without their bros around.

This site helped a friend of mine after her husband came out: http://www.straightspouse.org/

I’m in Greenwood but called it an early night for obvious reasons.

I love this story, and hello fellow former Upstate NYer!

OK, but my new album will be called Made in the Basement From Love. 

Thank you for that glimmer of hope. Love to you and your dad.

On anyone else, the bow tie would probably be the most odious thing about them. In the case of Fucker, it’s just one of many, many awful things.

Even then, a literal sack of shit can be useful.

Which movies? I need a distraction.

Thank you. I just want to reach through the pixels, grab him by the lapel and yell “GROW THE FUCK UP” in his face.

Even more mindblowing is that it took until 1993 to criminalize marital rape in all 50 states.