Ohhhh see we never did orgies as much as we always sent them on vacation.

all my barbies ended up headless, naked and probably under the couch. my mother once made it her mission to dress all the naked headless barbies because it just looked like a misogynistic nightmare.

Exactly, but I do know that marrying a politician certainly hasn’t hurt her political career.

Perhaps has something to do with his humiliating and cruel misogynistic brand of humor, no?

I wish it wasn’t super creepy to just be like “You seem wiped, lady who didn’t notice her boob was floating free in the wind. Like maybe let me volunteer to keep the baby alive for a bit because human to human you seem like you are in rough shape.”

I’ll go to my grave never understanding why people hate Obama.

She probably didn’t want to do a barefoot scene to feed Quentin’s growing fetish.

If your husband molested his sisters when they were 6, that's a dealbreaker, ladies.

Dolly is a national treasure.

idk i like hiking

Man, I wish I was a guy. I would give fucking anything to care less. Caring and doing all this menial, stupid emotional work is fucking exhausting.

ERMEHGED WE’RE SO SIMILAR