“Congrats, I wish you well!” — is the only appropriate response from anyone who is not Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, or her doctor.

A cat toupee? C’mon Mimi, you’re not even trying. A doomed presidential hopeful+ feline merkin = Jeb Bush.

No no! I’m here. Just the end of Shade Court.

Would

JB lacks so much subtlety, I feel like if he wanted to throw shade, he would do it while wearing giant novelty sunglasses, under a beach umbrella and with the aid of a telestrator.

Get good support and don’t invite her. Its very freeing and empowering and you deserve it!!

I don’t trust Yelp reviews for shit and I hate Yelp. But I still have an account because sometimes I get drunk and I’m like “I GOT REALLY GOOD SERVICE THERE FROM THAT LADY CALLED AMANDA. I WILL WRITE ABOUT WHAT A BADASS SHE WAS.”

That was a wild ride from start to finish.

Why TayTay mad at you girl.

I get why you’re prickly about this, but you can’t just look at this as an isolated thing, and going all #notallwhitepeople isn’t helping the conversation. Tone policing has a loooooooong history, and has been used a) by men to shut down women and b) by whites to shut down POCs. So, when someone who looks like Miley…

*dusts off doc martens*

I think its along the lines of reclaiming a narrative. Miscarriages and abortions are considered taboo subjects, and there is a prescripted and expected response to them (quiet despair) that doesn’t resonate with many women who have been through them. For some people, a miscarriage is a relief. And many women can…

send it to me

I watched that Ansel Elgort video so the rest of you don’t have to. It’s basically this for three full minutes.

I like “As soon as I figure out how” — maybe add “Any tips, suggestions, or favorite positions?”

PUFF PUFF GIVE PARKER! IT’S A BONG NOT A MICROPHONE!