When are they gonna learn that live-action sucks?

Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Well sure.  It's just simple math. The more of those other people who die the more myself and everyone else can focus on me. 

No joke, I opened this article at work, saw this comment, and literally laughed out loud. Now I’m the asshole who’s laughed in the office.

The sign your president is doing a bang up job. EVERYONE is running against him!

Tiger: Your honor, I am not to blame here. The zookeeper told me to eat the pussy.

In Clark’s defense, “Dee Dee” was actually Mengedoht’s nickname. Not sure about that last part.

Dumb.

Ok but what IS it.

As a black LGBT man he’s high up enough on “the list” to not see this as a joke. If you thought that things were always going to be improving and politics didn’t really matter because the GOP was dying out... and then saw that they’re willing to do Redemption Part II to stay in power... 

When will you people understand that there is no official Jalopnik editorial position? There’s a bunch of writers and perspectives. That’s what makes it interesting.

At which point he’ll retire to his bunker with a case of Big Macs and send out a last national broadcast: “You’re on your own, bitches. I got mine.”

I also like to pretend completely different things are the same. 

Peugeot sold thousands of the things

And literally no comment from Buck or Smoltz. I miss Don Orsillo. He and Jerry Remy would have been all over that.