Order of operations, man! Gotta multiply 63 x .883 before you subtract. The correct answer is 111.371.

Well shit. That's a cool guy. I'm a Mets fan. If they made the playoffs (ha) and I asked Matt Harvey the same thing he'd probably sleep with my girlfriend and shit on my front steps.

WE DEM BOYZ

Kansas City Wiz > Sporting KC

This is the worst conversation I've ever read. But Marchman and Scocca are correct.

If featuring incredible DP videos doesn't boost Major League Baseball's profile among tech-savvy youth, I don't know what will.

Jack Lazorko scoffs at such dumb luck-

Us old-timers used to make fun of his old Topps cards when he played. Trust me, the name's hilarious indeed, but the teenage Smoak and his friends covered all of this in our old treehouse fort we built, where we kept our baseball cards, the old magazines our dads kept under their beds, and a worn-out cassette tape of…

You can make fun of Ned Yost's stubbornness on pitching changes, and the futility of the Royals' propensity for bunting, but this is a team...

In retrospect, it was a pretty touching tribute when the Indians died on the field in 1997.

Looks like weed to me.

Wait, you think a woman's choice to keep her own name once married implies something about the relationship? Oh, dear....

I don't know, and what does having different last names have to do with anything?

I don't believe a thing this greasy shit or anyone in his sleazy organization say.

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

Her?