He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

The cookie story is the polar opposite of a juicy gossip story. Like, you couldn’t find a more lame-ass story about a celebrity if you tried.

My favorite photo from the book:

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

Yes, the shot hit the bottom of the net you fuckers.

Not everyone races to Gawker to let everyone know their first thought on a subject, don’t project yourself onto others. For all you know, he was mourning the victims through Twitter when he saw the people starting up on their BAN DA CARS spiel, which inspired him to post this comment. Once again, you have no proof…

My wife was hit by the cops motorcycle once the car hit it. Sounded like a bomb going off. Somehow myself and my son were unscathed as the bike and car went on either side.

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

Fuck this guy, and fuck all of those assholes in the comments of the previous article who were taking this guy’s side. Especially “jalop1991” and “Fuel_of_Satan” who genuinely seem to thing passing Ina no-passing zone is just as bad as actively trying to harm others.

“To her,” he said, referring to Sanders’ girlfriend. “But to him, no. Because he was doing something illegal.” -Those words exactly are what makes my blood boil. I hope the driver gets many years in prison for his actions. I wonder what those idiots supporting the driver’s actions feel like now that the driver has…

So you’re saying passing on a double yellow justifies attempted murder? Go fuck yourself.

Gosh I almost want to star this comment for the ending but I can’t get past the victim blaming and calling the driver of the car an idiot when the proper term is psychopath.

Already happened in the original article. Comments were full of idiots pointing fingers at the rider because “OMG THAT’S ILLEGAL.”

Nevermind that it was a perfectly safe pass on a straightaway with plenty of visibility, past a guy who was intentionally going well under the speed limit to antagonize them.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Unrepentant about hitting the guy “because he was doing something illegal”. Does that sound like a reflexive action because of a bug or does it sound like vigilante justice to you?

But to him, no. Because he was doing something illegal.

“To her,” he said, referring to Sanders’ girlfriend. “But to him, no. Because he was doing something illegal.”

Welp, the store manager won’t be needing that The Buck Stops Here motivational poster anymore.