Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

He doesn’t have to prove that strain caused it, pursuant to the tort doctrine of res ipsa lockerter.

I was there while you spent an extra 27 seconds prancing around in space. You nearly compromised the mission and cost several astronauts their lives. I don't appreciate you leveraging your space experience for cheap commenting points. I'm especially disgusted given that you hurled your space helmet over the Whitehouse…

Absolutely zero snark from me on this story. This man's clearly a victim. Anyone who saw more than one Taken movie certainly didn't do so of their own volition.

This is a little off-topic, but... I had a friend who showed up to my father's funeral wearing jeans and work boots. Because that's what he wears for his job. He took his lunch break two hours early so he could come and pay his respects and I thought it was lovely. He made an effort to be there for my family and we…

I would assume it's simply because Winston can't be sued under Title IX and FSU is the proper defendant in this particular action.

In October 2009, I was a senior at UNC, writing for the Daily Tar Heel. I was covering a women's volleyball match right before Late Night with Roy, which Scott hosted. When the match was over, I was set to leave, and Scott came over and sat at the press table next to me. We chatted for about ten minutes (I knew his…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

From the linked article:

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

I'm so disappointed right now that "meatplane" is just a nerdy word for real life, instead of an actual plane made of meat lashed together with intestines. If I were Satan, I would only fly on Meat Force One.

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

Feminazis in action!

Thanks for debunking the stupidity.

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