*FLEES IN TERROR BACK TO THE SAFE LAND OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS*

Is that Debra Messing on the left? And when did Danica cut her hair so short?

A good friend of mine encouraged me to take up bicycling. He was very careful to let me know that not all bicyclists were like the bicyclists you describe, and that bicycling should be an activity enjoyed by all, without all the flair. "Just get a bike with a comfy seat and start riding," he said.

As a person who rides a bike for 99% of his trips, I agree with 99% of what you said.

Yea, well fuck you too in your car taking up space.

May I make an addition to the list? Jim Windolf is also an asshole.

I don't mind sharing the road with bike riders. They can use it anytime I'm not.

I thought he was reduced in rank to sergeant and dishonorably discharged after sexually harrassing Frankenberry at Tailhook in '89....

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

On the play, he received a 15 yard penalty for unnecessary ruggedness

He should have his mouth washed out with soap.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

I bribe her with peanuts. :P

This is pretty much what I do to my niece and nephew when they refuse to get up for school.

I only say this because it is the only time in my life it will probably be so appropriate... but...

Are you fucking kidding me? These things are the BEST FUCKING THING EVER that happens to my life. Bring a full package of Chips Ahoy into my house and they are gone before I ever locate the package. Make a tray of brownies? I open the oven to pull them out and discover that they've already been eaten.

Did he check to see if it's lodged in his wife's cranium?