hellenhandbasket
HellenHandbasket
hellenhandbasket

You get up and throw the tissue away in the bathroom. It’s not really that fucking hard. JFC.

It shows that they chose to die on the hill of ‘this is the menu for women’. I once took my parents to a fancy restaurant for their anniversary (I arranged the table and paid, I wasn’t there) and you had the option of menus without prices but it was for everyone, not just aimed at ladies. It let my parents to actually

Because that’s what cults like this cause. People getting irrationally defensive over a stupid product. 

Deez?

maybe. i’ve been on a couple of flights that had no screens but they offered free inflight wifi access to their movie selection. not real wifi, just to what you’d basically have on the screen but on your own device. 

i don’t either. my treadmill has an inbuilt tablet and the whole treadmill cost USD 600

Lol adding more steps to a box mix making it more work than from scratch ...

DTMF ALREADY. the end.

goudamnit not funny.

You gouda give it to them, that’s one tasty heist.

This feels like a making yourself feel good bandage when the real problem today is not your food waste but c02 and plastic. Sure eat your left overs and compost but how about you also turn down the aircon and don’t drive an suv to the mailbox.

And here i thought people use worms as bait, not pork shoulder. 

Is this the idiot version of Groundhog election? Wtf you doing, US?

This smells of the same bullshit PETA has been pulling in Europe these past years. They’ve been paying for ads and false/paid off experts to blame milk on everything from acne to cancer to weight gain and warts.

Sunscreen? So that the rain runs off more smoothly?

Lol y, anyone who believes that’s in food needs to rethink how much a yogurt would cost if that was true. There aren’t that many beavers, guys.

But what shall we do with a walking snakehead? what shall we do with a walking snakehead, what shall we do with a walking snakehead all the way in Georgia?

Oh the delicious irony. It’s going to trial, hun.

No, THIS is a heel!