In the current climate where a huge chunk of the US likes to pretend that terrorists are not ‘white, good boys’ this picture is sadly necessary. 

Cover up the extra outlets with a kiddy locks (so you can use them when need be), throttle the wifi. Put up a sign that the restaurant is not responsible for damaged electronics due to food spill; mainly to put the fear into them that that is an option.

That’s some olympic level reaching. Wanting to squat with your laptop is not the same as having child. 

Lewis Carroll is so offended right now.

Where do you think the salt we mine came from? All salt is sea salt. 

MSG is in everything, from your cheetos to your frozen pizza, to your pre-made salad dressing. All they’ve done is changed the name to ‘umami’ if expensive or any one of  ‘soy protein isolate, soy protein concentrate, whey protein, whey protein concentrate, whey protein isolate, autolyzed plant protein’ and many many…

What I find shocking is that there are people out there who will believe even the most blatant lies. 

Seriously. A job is not playing the piano or soccer practice. For one, the chances of your boss taking advantage of you are very slim during piano lessons. 

I would believe this if this was homemade mayonnaise without any additives and flavorings. I’ve tried making cake with store bought mayo and it ends up super gross and mayo tasting. Hellmanns has a specific taste and it’s not one i want in cake. 

Make sure she knows she has the right to just walk out if need be. I stupidly thought that since I had agreed to work I had to take their abuse. You don’t need to wait until they fire you, you can and should quit if they’re being assholes (or worse).

The combo that works best, for me, is still deodorant and baby powder (in that order). The chafing bands itch like a mofo if they stay put and bunch up if they don’t. 

The combo that works best, for me, is still deodorant and baby powder (in that order). The chafing bands itch like a…

lol skinnygirl 4loko

It must be hard to walk around with a chip the size of Australia balanced on your shoulder. 

We used to solve this by someone ‘having to go to the bathroom’ right when everyone was leaving and handing over the rest of the tip, explaining what went on. Most people have elderly relatives, they understand.

Funny how it’s usually people using that word who are the biggest assholes to service staff and tip 5% because it makes them feel powerful. 

I like it when people state their character in one sentence. Makes it easy to avoid assholes. 

Are you all getting paid by the same company? Then don’t tip, that’s just weird af. 

You don’t have siblings, do you?

Or people with thyroid issues but that would be the not misogynistic answer. 

Order tea.