My sister dated a Sebastian. His nickname was SeaBass.

My son’s preschool has several babies/toddlers named Sebastian. Babies named Sebastian are hilarious. The toddlers usually go by “Baz”.

I will never not be tickled by a Lil’ Sebastian reference.

I never understood the pearl clutching over that incident. Americans are so infantalizing nowadays. And you still believe it was an accident? If so, why was she wearing a decorative brass nipple-pastie? This has always been such a farce of a story. Furthermore, after 14 years, let it go. They’re both phenomenally…

You can make a mess of your personal life and still have feelings about a watching someone else f it up.

Paris Gellar = Cersei Lannister

Forget fertility issues, I’d be reacting that way because my just turned 20 year old sister got pregnant with some dude she dated for 2 months after being in a relationship with a pedophile for 4 years. 

That would probably just make me have wanted to commit homicide. Also, does nobody use contraception anymore? I thought IUDs are super trendy.

But, also, if your sister is 20 and has been with her boyfriend for like 5 months it’s not even that illogical.

And here I am defending Kim K. (everything else in our universe is ass-backwards, why not this???): if you’ve gone through the agony of infertility, anyone who gets knocked up easily/by accident is basically a personal affront to you. It’s not logical, it’s not reasonable, it’s not fair or right, it’s not that you…

Kim can have babies on her own no problem. It’s just once they’re in her body, they make her want to die and vomit. She reacted that way because her 20 year old sister was knocked up by some guy she had been dating for appx 4 minutes.

Waco is such a fascinating episode of American history. It was an insanely complex situation with a batshit cult and A LOT of weapons at the center. I’m actually really excited for this.

The Waco insanity totally messed me up as a kid, since it was a media circus and almost unavoidable. I’m interested in seeing this movie to see what kind of bridging between the news, reality and the crazy inside parallel universe it does.

Well, kinda won’t allow me to upload a Tim Riggins gif so I encourage you to go look for yourselves.

If you clicked through to the twitter thread, she was wearing underwear. It’s the fact that they were trying in the first place that’s gross, not whether they succeeded.

That’s why rompers work. Usually the leg is wide enough that you can just pull it to the side. No problem.

Idris as a male escort in Absolutely Fabulous (19:40):