Worse. They say “twott”. Which, granted, the top slice of posh English people did too, many decades ago. Nails down a blackboard, whoever’s doing it.

Okay, so I do ‘your’ for ‘you’re’ all the time because stupid thumbs, not thinking, too fast, etc. ... So I get it, you likely know the difference, but if you only use two words to insult a person’s intelligence, maybe make sure your grammar is on point.

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

K, but y’all have got to stop saying “mock-ah” when you want a coffee with chocolate in. Seriously.

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

With the additional British meaning as “hit”, it’s also possible to twat a twat in the twat. Only if you want to really confuse matters.

I’m an Australian currently working in New Zealand. In all of my professional office jobs in Australia (and I’ve worked at some posh places), saying fuck and cunt in the office is just part of the vocab. In New Zealand, they get offended. Fuck off you precious little Kiwi cunts, I got no time for your shit.

Same in Australia - we’re fucking every second cunt up, but heaven for fucking bid that we give a shit about other people.

I love how every time I call someone a cunt on here they try to tell me it’s a slur, and I’m like, okay honey, call me back when you leave Peoria for the first time.

Wait, what?! Are people pronouncing it ‘twarht’?! What is this fuckery?! - signed, a person who has never left the UK.

I do love how us Brits have no problem throwing twat or cunt around like there’s no tomorrow but we all have a fucking aneurysm or nervous breakdown if asked to talk about sex.

Twat is one of my favorite insults, but I won’t dare say it in public in the U.S.

I say aluminium.

Pasta is supposed to be said with a flat a.

This! Thank you. I appreciate the effort you took to post that for me. I really think it’s an epidemic that needs to stop. A lot of us love metal but this shit is making me question a lot.

Now I was thinking hard about that, but I wasn’t sure how to get a hidden zipper in there without making a mess. And, yeah, the splattering part is gonna require some practice. You must have had a clever seamstress (if you did it yourself - Mad Props!). Maybe there are some possibilities with velcro. Honestly though,…

You would think they’d have figured a solution by now. Maybe it’s a 2 piece with invisible seems. Bib over-alls are bad enough. Oh sure, I want my entire garment in a heap on the ladies room floor D:

I’m excluding dolly from this though because as you say she’s done so much good work and, hell, Dolly Parton.

I can and I will judge entertainers. I’m sorry you have no moral compass or apparently a backbone.