Don’t get me started on the spelling chosen by “Ginnifer” Goodwin.

Ahem....

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her…

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

And before them came Wendy Carlos, Delia Derbyshire, Cosey Fanni Tutti, Sofia Gubaidulina, and cofounder of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop Daphne Oram, just to name a few off the top of my head.

You could cut off the internet in the US.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

My work is a delightful utopia. We have a gym at our facility and immediately outside of our gym area is a whole row of eight bathrooms. Each a single person bathroom with solid walls and a solid sound proof door on them. Each has a constant (quiet) running fan and a shower, a sink, a comfy loveseat and are fully…

This is me sans the coffee. I even get nervous thinking people are going to recognize my shoes. I did work with one b*tch who came back from the bathroom telling the whole office that the bathroom smelled like shit and how disgusted she was. I asked her what she thinks happens in there and this moment has remained in…

Also, courtesy flush. There’s no reason to let your poop linger in the bowl, stinking up the joint. Flush as soon as you poo, people!

I wait until I’m asked for a dick pic, because I was raised right, I’m old-fashioned, I’m a gentleman.

Weiner’s lawyers, who are asking that Weiner forego prison time and serve probation, described the girl as “a curious high school student, looking to generate material for a book the government has disclosed she is now shopping to publishers,” and that she sought “somehow to influence the US presidential election, in…

Well, the alternative is that more women become public officials, which is even more dangerous, what with their weak ladybrains, inclination toward hysteria, ungovernable sexualities, and all that blood coming out of their whatevers.

I’m confused. If these men are so “weak” and unable to control themselves around a teenager, then why are they in power in the first place? Shouldn’t that exempt them from being put into such positions if they can’t stop getting their dicks out and snapping pics?

I thought it was safe. That we’re a solid unit/tribe that loves metal and bucking against the man. And metal is for happy people! I honestly walk around my neighborhood with the baby stroller in my athletic attire covering my tats and blending in perfectly with the other athletic moms but listening to my death metal…

Right! I used to love going to metal, punk and goth shows in my teens during the early 2000s. Now realizing how misogynistic the metal crowd is has me doubting if I will let wee-cdc go to those concerts when she’s old enough. People are sick and disturbing.

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

But if you wanna do it be original, be hipster. Don’t do it on historical sites, people did it so long ago it became out of fashion, create your own grafiti on church, there’s plenty of clean wall churches around...