This is not a Redtube category I am familiar with.

I think the biggest piece of news here is that Justin Bieber has a manager. This is him when he’s being managed. God help us all.

I don’t like make-up. It’s expensive, I’m lousy at putting it on, it doesn’t make me feel more attractive unless someone a lot more talented than me is applying it, and I gave it up years ago with no regrets. Make-up is absolutely a waste of time for me.

I used to have one look, but after working at Sephora, I became a strong believer in switching up your game. It allows for flexibility and creativity, and also, you don’t want to get stuck in a rut.

I had a horrendous acid trip in high school. I puked in my friend’s bathroom sink and he started yelling at me for clogging the drain. That was helpful. I then recall being in his driveway as the world went lop-sided and wave after wave of soul-murdering panic washed over me for about 3 hours. Never ever ever ever…

I really don’t think I should be praised for this one. I’m kinda disgusted with myself here.

Your gif game is even stronger than your Tweet game.

Trump shaped ecstacy should be called agony instead.

Can you picture yourself under any circumstances putting Trump’s head in your mouth?

Even as a lesbian, how compliant with conventions of attractiveness men perceive you to be has a major impact on how you’re treated. Not being attracted to men doesn’t mean that you’re not socially punished if you’re not sufficiently attractive to men or that you don’t react to that pressure.

My sister and her girlfriend both love makeup. I am forever jealous of girlfriend’s impeccably perfect eyeliner wings.

Now, I don’t wear makeup, so maybe I’m biased. But of the many women I know who do, it’s never about dudes. Dudes, at least in my experience, don’t give a damn about makeup. It’s for themselves, or other women. I’m sure some women do it for dudes, of course; just because I don’t know them doesn’t mean they don’t…

It’s self-care! Seriously. The time I spend on makeup is time spent on *me*. I give zero fucks about looking attractive for men. It’s all about me feeling like “okay, I’ve applied my fighting face, so now I can take on the world.” I have a ton of eyeshadows I wear only at specific times of the year (it’s almost time…

Recently I’ve become fascinated the tribal aspect of many different forms of hair and make up. You’ve got bouffant, pink-lipsticked, mega-eyelashed church ladies looking at fake-tanned and smoky-eyed real housewives looking at a bunch of women who swear by the natural look and they’re all thinking, “How can you think…

Says the woman with the immaculate cheekbones and gorgeous hair. :)

Make up is also a way of building community for lots of young people (men and women), a form of self-expression, an artistic outlet... it’s a lot more than a waste of time.

Counterpoint: putting on makeup makes me feel magical and beautiful and the process is soothing. Especially since I suffer from depression, and sometimes putting on a bold brow or power lip is the difference between me sitting at home crying versus going out and facing the world. Sorry zadie. Love your work, but don’t…

As our beloved Paula Abdul once sang: “opposites attract.” I love you with all my heart, Mr. Finger, but I had opposite reactions to the first two news items. I was enraged on behalf of Vivienne and Shiloh to discover that the Target didn’t have hot dogs. How well I remember the days when I would go to K-Mart only to…

Oh come on Jujy. Nikki is from Twilight, she was the pretty vampire and Ian dated Victoria Justice. Ta-da!

Sometime during Nikki Reed’s third trimester, she and husband Ian Somerholder