I had a “soul” cat, so I do get it. The love of your life doesn’t have to be a human.

Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

I feel really lucky to have grown up with the musical opportunities I’ve had. One of which was seeing Sonic Youth several times in tiny venues (like the Whiskey a go go). Or, Rage Against The Machine in a tiny Mexican Restaurant in Anaheim. Seeing Fugazi, L7, Nirvana, Bikini Kill, Bad Brains, Husker Du, The Need and…

Hint: thicker = importance.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

He looks like Leif Garrett.

May we die peacefully giving zero fucks about what we never understood.

Actually what he was saying, in his best Ross Geller impressions is - “We were on a break!”

I mean, yeah it’s probably all those things but I’d also like to add they’re 24 years old. I fully support people having casual fun in their twenties because holy shit does that time go by quick. Stop crying on Snapchat and go fuck someone else quick! Gravity and time are conspiring against you, girl!

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

“Also, that shirt is ugly”

What he said:

Okay, so full disclosure, I’m old and actually use punctuation in my texts. But seriously, who the fuck uses “lol” along with a crying selfie? It’s like mixing nuts and gum. Get your shit together.

I know Zuck tries to tell us Facebook/social media is going to change the world, build stronger connections, and make everything better.

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

I don’t know who those people are but this man is my new favourite poet.

So, the perfect man?

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.