Lost in Translation? Dude. I want to support Sofia Coppola so badly but that was some bullshit.

Here’s my moment to say: you don’t “need” a special dog breed to be a family pet. If you have allergies, or have sheep to herd, or need a hunting animal or whatever ok fine. But if you just want something to love and be loved by, there is no better place to find that friend than your local shelter. Every pet we’ve had…

ASPCA euthanize hundreds of thousands of animals every day. Its not the fault of PETA or the SPCA that people treat animals like objects and give them to the SPCA or PETA when they dont want them anymore or they become inconvenient. Irresponsible pet owners are far more responsible.

You think Jon Snow’s undead manbun bothers me? I take what I can get, friend. I accept the snowflakes bouncing off the wayward curls his ponytail couldn’t catch, as well as the ones dancing gently down the cascade of hair covering the back of his neck.

Dammit, if the world is about to end I’m going out with everyone seeing my gorgeous head of hair!

I love this comment. It’s so whimsically depressing — very Dolorous Edd.

Maybe he knows his world is going to hell and wearing hats won’t matter. I’ve quit hats myself.

So here’s a rule to follow everyone: If someone offends a group of which you are not a part of, it is not up to you to decide when people should get over it or accept the apology.

Came to nominate this. Left satisfied.

Came to nominate this. Left satisfied.

I would have been annoyed if you had even included justification on this. This is it. Clearly.

I would have been annoyed if you had even included justification on this. This is it. Clearly.

I’m still reading it as “cheese fuck” when I see it even though I know what it is now.

I WAS THERE! For 10 minutes. Then we went to a wine bar and had the cheese platter- which had more cheese to choose from than the entire festival did.

Live look at me while reading the headline:

In the sandwich, it’s “Parma,” which is the Cleveland suburb that is famous as an enclave of Polish culture and, as a result, pierogi.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

I would have raised a big stink about this, but then again I’m lactose intolerant.

I’ve known of her but as a country strand then her 1989 album came out with “Shake it Off” and my little girl thought it was so fun to dance to. Then we got that CD for my little to dance to and then one of my friends showed me the video for Bad Blood and I thought it was a fun video, bond girl types. So my little…

“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

A fitting choice at any time, but especially in the coming week:

A fitting choice at any time, but especially in the coming week:

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.