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I love Connie Britton and eagerly await the Friday Night Lights revival that will probably never happen. I may or may not drink chardonnay out of large wine glasses while doing little spins in my kitchen in the meantime.

Yo what if Jon Snow dies beyond the wall and then jacks one of Dany’s dragons for the forces of darkness. That’d suck!

The increase is a double, but from .5% to 1%! Strange fact about fertility, right? The doubling is true, but not in the way we think! The myth that it is really hard to have kids in your 40's is a lie made by fertility docs and egg freezing companies and was founded from a pool of European women from the 1800s —

Which my shipper heart hopes will be echoed in this generation by Arya fucking off to run away with a bastard smith instead of being a proper princess in the North.

Sam, upset because no one will listen to him, promptly refuses to listen.

Oooooh, that’ll devastate her. Yes, good.

Sansa is the best. Arya would not have survive a week in Kings Landing after Ned was killed. And she’d let the North starve and consume itself with infighting now if not for Sansa.

They are doing a lot of fan service this season - Tyrion’s quip about no one being able to brood better than Jon Snow. And Ser Davos giving a shout out to Stannis by correcting Jon when he said “less” instead of “fewer”

Guys. I know it would make for boring TV, but CAN’T THE CHARACTERS DEBRIEF EACH OTHER A LITTLE.

Why do I keep reading that all the surviving Stark siblings became more powerful, except for Sansa, who is just regular? Seriously, the powers of diplomacy and politics are fucking hard to acquire, and she’s kickass at it, much better at ruling than her Targaryen cousin or even Dany. I’ve always loved Arya, but I

Wow, I totally forgot about that! Good freaking catch, I totally forgot that it was Shireen who taught her how to read. So she hasn’t been illiterate for awhile now. Damnit Sam!

The prevailing theory is that Gendry, like the rest of Westeros, thinks Arya is dead, and finds it too painful to talk about her.

You are not going to mess with Princess Shireen legacy. If she weren’t for her I don’t think Gilly would have learned to read. Girls helping girls is what led to that moment and Sam ruined by acting all emo.

So I’m thrilled Gendry is back, but... I was more than a little annoyed that he did not mention Arya at all when he was talking with Jon. Like, he and Arya were super tight, on their trip up the King’s Road/imprisonment at Harrenhal/kidnapping by the Brotherhood. They knew and protected each other for SEASONS and

everyone is extremely chill about Jorah showing up and touching people after he had Greyscale, a disease that turns you into a zombie and everyone assumed was incurable

He mansplained her!

To be fair, Gilley’s been actually illiterate until like 5 minutes ago lmao

BECAUSE OF COUSE SAM WOULD HAVE TO INTERRUPT GILLY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, ONE OF THE MOST IMORTANT MOMENTS ON THE GOD DAMN SHOW BECAUSE OF FUCKING COURSE A WOMAN CANT EXPLAIN SHIT WITHOUT BEING SHUT DOWN. 

Boners: Mine, for Gendry.