Sam Claflin, you are a conventionally attractive white dude, sit the hell down.

“Shame, shame”

You haven to join the lemming people for suicide as an option in the future .

Sit the heck down

I feel like I should feel guilty about how much I love Jilly Cooper, but I love her so much, I want the whole world to know.

This chart is fucking glorious.

Excellent advice

I used to love this and Flowers in the Attic. And yet my relationship with my brother has extremely robust, healthy boundaries.

Hell yes! We must stop to talk the cattos and the puppers - It Is Written. And to say “helloooo poneeee” at any horses we encounter.

I don’t want to tell you what to do, but you should do this! Have you read the follow ups? Rivals is wonderful.

Let’s do it!!

Who’s read Wideacre by Phillippa Gregory? That’s a motherfucking potboiler.

Do we start reading on 28 June? How does this work? It’s my first book club!!!!!!

I wanted Riders but I am legit delighted about Lace. I read it when I was about 13 and that “bitches” line is the only thing I remember.

Do you want to go for a walk?

https://goo.gl/images/PAZHPW

Dude, what the FUCK?

You’ve convinced me. I have no knowledge, context or understanding of the history/dynamics between these two, but i believe you.

This is excellent, thanks for posting.

She was on a bender.