I’m happy for people in love too, it’s adorable! But i’m also happy for people who like to snark about beautiful people in love - they have plenty of material here!

She sounds like fun!

That sounds marvellous! I bet you get great mushrooms in the autumn too don’t you?

THAT’S THE FELLA! Thank you pibber!

I have a 2-D rectangular ass and can confirm the groping.

DId there used to be a feature on here that helps you find things worn by Famouses? Because I NEED the white shirt Birdie was wearing in series two of Love, it was embroidered with flowers and mushrooms and was to die!!

Every day I miss Hicks more, not less.

Right?! I guess if “Uncle” Terry Richardson had taken the photo of Winter it would have been “art” and “edgy”, but a few cheeky snaps at the beach has all the pearls being clutched!

Get it together CatAss, for fuck’s sake! What were you thinking?!

“But but but, slutz killing baybeeeez and selling their body parts!”

It makes no sense! Surely it takes more effort to faff around with putting it in a bag and tying it to a branch than just taking it home/to a bin. Idiots.

Fuck’s sake Glenn. You’re off my fucking Boner List.

LET’S DO THEM ALL.

I am going to read valley of the horses and the horse goddess solely based on this post.

I LOVE JILLY COOPER SO MUCH. Riders is my most read book of all time (although my favourite is probably Rivals or the Man who Made Husbands Jealous).

Pleeeeeeease vote Jilly Cooper’s Riders!! My partner bought me a first edition of this book which I have been saving - it would be amazing for my first time with this copy was alongside all you lesbian shitasses!!

It wasn’t funny the first time I heard it, which was about 24 hours after the attack, so why people think it gets funnier as time goes on is beyond me.

It smells weird and there are things in the watery bit that want to kill you. It’s a big fat “nope” from me too.

I read this as “joining a coven”.

Think I cracked a rib from laughing.