And according to 80s and 90s moms they would all just be called “Nintendo”.

That’s the shingle best drift I’ve seen today.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

Maybe quit kicking your nephew in the stomach, dick.

Just sayin’.

It gets better when you add in Kellyanne Conway’s justification of Spicer’s press conference: “We were offering ‘alternative facts.’”

I called those “observable, quantifiable, demonstrable falsehoods” in my Rhet/Comp 101/102 courses, and made students replace such specious claims in their essays.

I failed them if they…

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

Jesus was actually pretty cool - not wrathful at all. Very liberal, a real do-gooder hippy type. He never spoke about homosexuality, to my knowledge. He hung out with prostitutes and tax collectors (the baddest of the bad back then) and other assorted “sinners” because he felt he could be the most help to them.

I can’t stand it I know ABC planned it
But I’m gonna set it straight, this Carey-gate
I can’t stand Dick Clarks new years rocking eve when I’m in there
Because your New years ball ain’t so New years clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking dancer by my side.

OOH a Passat! It’s like a car, only less reliable.

I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES’ WILD RIDE

Mee mother mee moo moids moo midenmimied mare mot mammom mexammles.

I know I open mine all the time...

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

If I were a carpenter, I’d hammer on my piglet.

They probably gave him the rate on the condition that he’d have pants on the next time he walked into a PenFed branch.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

Say your name.

Who says we don’t have sex in the press cars?