I don’t blame her for quitting racing either. Her baby would probably be born with this face:

I know a family friend who looks a lot like Rapaport, thing is that family friend actually is in his 60s and you expect him to look like that, Rapaport looks like he died of an overdose in a swimming pool and someone forgot to skim his bloated corpse out so he just got bored and said “fuck it, lemme dry off and let’s y…

Arkansan here. Give us a little credit. Thanks to the proliferation of the internet into even the most back-wood-est of back woods here in the state, 101, 102 and even 103 are now well within the grasp of dozens of us.

Here you go:

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

• It’s invisible to police (unless you’re really dumb)

All we know is he’s not Florida Man, but he is Florida Man’s Texas cousin!

It’s in the Declaration of Independence:

I’ll leave this here, its starting to feel.. prophetic.

So I kind of quit reading at “sold a very nice piece of property on Lake Michigan, quit my six figure tech job”. The common theme among these “common joes go racing” stories seem to be that they start with “already had a lot of money”. Which is basically how everybody else also starts to go racing. 

The odometer was invented by Mr. Odo.

He definitely is one the best.

Had a friend whose Le Car shifter came off. It literally left him just sitting there with his stick in his hand.

So what you’re staying is, there’s absolutely norway they’d be able to put them to good use.

You should get a Ford Ka. Then park it beside the Pao. You see where this is going, right?

Double-tap if you ever had this setup in your car.

They made that movie more than twenty years ago.

Here’s what I’d do.

Jesus fucking… AAA might want to consider asking engineers about the things they engineer before doing stuff. If the manufacturer tells you to use premium, just use premium. Here’s the real why: Exhaust gas temperatures.

Jeremy Clarkson reads headline, gets up and drives to the Tower Bridge and just before jumping says,”I’ve taught them nothing.”