Asshole, I despise obnoxious drunks. Around fifteen years ago I was best man in my best friend’s wedding. I’m a terrible public speaker who hates being the center of attention, so doing the toast was difficult for me. But I knew exactly what I was going to say and I rehearsed it in my head a million times so when the…

A stupid TV marriage scheme failed horribly in real life? No WAY! Color me stunned.