My underemployed sister who lives in a ramshackle house and was on unemployment until a month ago plays all the time. It may be a rich person’s game, but she’s making it real with her tattered t-shirts and Walmart shorts!

Ivanka Trump says she’s being harassed.

No more Met Ball for YOU princess. 

Ivanka should eat shit

“The Mayor of 9/11" to “The 9/11 of Mayors”

- Did your parents film your birth?
- No, but we got some great footage of the conception. 

You’d think that 20k a day would get you at least a proper hair recoloring?

No, I can’t.  The man had integrity.  Trump is a turd, plain and simple.  His followers are toddlers.  The fact that many of them are “christians” just reminds me my mother was right, religion is a con.  It’s never led to better people or better behavior, instead it often contributes to quite the opposite.

Even Hitler knew when it was over...

I don’t really do the Twitters but I had to find out what this ‘Space Karen’ was and why it was trending. I’m glad I did.

I was in college, a driver for a local politician who was running for U.S. House of Representatives. He was just “a guy I knew” and it didn’t hit me at the time what a big deal it was he was running for national office. I got the driver gig because a friend was an intern/staffer, and no one else wanted to drive around…

“He lamented that being against gay marriage is now a sign that one is an asshole."

My favorite/least favorite thing about this is all the morons on Twitter saying “What’s the rush? Let the process play out.” Like, a) there’s literally a pandemic, and the guy in the White House is actively spreading it, all the while his cabinet is chock full of “Acting Secretary”s. And also, you can play it out AND…

You’re right. I forgot that taco salad was authentic Mexican cuisine. 

HE DOESN’T LIKE ETHNIC FOOD!

I joked with a friend the other day that a dog in the White House again is the real victory.

I love all furry friends , this clip brought me alot of joy.

So the thing is, most fast food itself doesn’t smell to bad when its fresh.

Your typo made me think of the new First Doggo

He’s not Paula White, that’s for sure.