I prefer Megan Fox without dress, but hey, to each their own.

That’s not what Pretty Woman taught us!

I was going to compare him to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,

Dude. What did those glasses ever do to you?

Kent is my everything.

crew necklines are less flattering on people with round faces than v-necks, longer necklaces are more flattering than necklaces that sit above or on the collar bone

You know what? It’s FINE. It’s fiiiiiiine. He can boot the Secret Service all he wants. Fiiiiiiiiiiine.

It even has a tiny lawn so you can still yell at kids to get off of it!

I’ve got a shed and a whole bunch of weed.

Yeah, she’s pretty fun. And I like any casting that pisses off Tom Cruise and David Miscavige. 

I think former (older, white male) military personnel remind him of his father, who sent him to a military academy. And Kelly will only be as successful as the chaotic commander in chief allows him to be, which is to say, it’s only a matter of time before he’s either fired or resigns out of sheer frustration.

Finally, someone who gets it. The Mooch was brought in as a special guest to fire Priebus, that’s all he was budgeted for.

Death to Mucci

Omg, malcolm would destroy Trump.

This seems like John Kelly showing good judgment until you remember that he willingly signed on to help run this fucking clown show.

No one’s invincible in this White House.

It isn’t official until trump takes to Twitter.