didn’t your town get on you to decrease your stock of decrepits?

urban legend gets real

wouldn’t it be Phoebe Waller-Bridge and Phoebe Bridgers-Wallers ... or am I being too much a pedanterist?

That’s when she noticed the smell, right?

Chris Christie (well ... he is a Chris)

they were bobcats. that is a very upsetting pic.

Isn’t that little fuck Brian Morgenstern a senior WH press staffer and what about taht toadie Judd Deere? For fuxsake, I’m not sure Kayleigh was ever introduced to all the other folks or they just hide out in their little cubbies hoping not to interact with Trump?

Now hold up there feller, your Mom says we need to go easier on the Beaver. OK?

I hope, pray & dream he gets a nasty extended length norovirus attack. That stuff reminds you that each major body orifice also works as an extreme exit.

I hope you’re wrong and that my homemade horseshit pie was delivered. He is such a deserving person to get a full heaping helping of shit.

zoom in on that bed pic and remember the he’s only 35 yrs old. That soulless fucking ghoul is just 35!

Claudia is just 15 yrs old ... we’re gonna have to wait awhile to see if her wokeness stays woke.

much to Steven’s dismay his young daughter is Jewish

hmm ... maybe 2021 will be brighter & better. I’m like this kind of downfall news

you ought to head out there with a 12-pack of cold Natty Daddys and get a game rolling. 

y’all might wanna wipe off that ipad screen when you’re done there

nah ... that girl definitely does NOT believe the dude has candy in the back of that wagon.  She’s heard that line before and not gonna fall for it again.

for shits & giggles look at our prehistoric mammals — like the 200-pound ancient beaver aka Castoroides. Or the 3-ton Giant Sloth known as Megatherium.
Maybe they should treat Clifford like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. 

time share ... I can totally see an Ivanka hard sell vid playing on a loop in the General Store/Time Share Office and a whole wall adorned with various autographed celeb 8x10 pix extolling beautiful Bedminster.

keep focused, we almost got it