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Biden would be icing on a very Blue cake. I’m seriously wishing that we retake the Senate and keep it at least throughout the 2020-2024 term. I doubt Moscow Mitch will lose and he’ll be relegated back to minority leader and we know he’ll stick fuck up gov’t but at least he’ll have less power. Best wish come true ever

well truth is Opie acted like he ate lead paint and Aunt Bea was cock blocking Andy from ever getting anywhere with Helen Crump (ooh, that felt good to finally say that)

ew, look at this here 1-percent’r ... guessin’ you buy real Tuna Helper don’t ya

100% Team Crosby here ... 

shows you what a good man looks like ... he is the best person in this whole story

he’s driving the prescriptions now ... doctors might honestly inform him of the downsides but Trump and his enablers don’t give a fuck as long as it gets them to Nov 3.

but saying it feels good, because it needs to be said. This country is fucked up in so many wrong ways. We are such a young country and we’ve gone so wrong 

how about if and adult every leaves an unattended gun out when kids are around either 1) LOSES all access and ownership of guns or 2) LOSES their children to Child Services. FUCK you Gun NUTZ. Gun owners are what is WRONG with U.S. ... the goddamn 2nd Amendment is NOT so you fuckin’ nutters can lube up your semi-auto

a true Kentuckian

Pants? Who is wearing pants these days? Talk about sweats and I’ll understand. 3 pairs of Champions cottons and I’m good for a month of Zooms. 

good choice — but no agreement on where she was born.  Lowly daughter of a bear trainer and a dancer/actress (ahem ...) and T-girl go herself into the working woman business and made connections all the way up to Empress of the Eastern Roman empire ... best kind of rags-to-riches story. 

but they can’t even commit to good theater. At least give us Foghorn Leghorn Kennedy in a white plantation suit.  

aw fuck ... anyone that drops Jesus into the conversation but wants to be taken seriously isn’t living in reality

do Fritz the Cat or maybe a somebody put together a flick based on some of those old serialized strips in NatLamp. What’s crazy is there’s talk of a Spy vs. Spy pic ripped outta Mad Magazine ... which sounds like a shitpile. 

original? you do realize most all supers’ origin come straight outta myths, sagas, and epic history right? A shit ton of retreads without a lot original even in your super movies.

yes, we sure the fuck do and we NEED Zazie “Cleopatra” Beetz

nobody on Team Trump woulda followed the rules or orders ... they didn’t last time, the haven’t any time, so pretty gullible to think they’d actually follow them at next debate.  Besides, Team Trump would just get a convenient Fox faux Doc to write up the permission slip 

Herman Cain was tweeting out about feeling better ... until he didn’t anymore and he died. Maybe, just maybe, we get a Trump reshoot of the same timeline. 

the Kavinator is junior Supremo which makes him the newbie that can’t shut the fuck up and he tries to tell everyone what they should do. If this were a horror slasher he’d be the annoying dude that gets knifed first ...

Daddy always said “anything boys can do, girls can do better,”