it would be very nice if because of his dumbshit actions he was forced onto a ventilator for those 30-45 days ... ‘cause COVID is a bitch 

Trump is talking about Mnuchmycoochie or Mnuchhisass or whatever that fuck his name is and that jackass Kudlow and whoever else Nancy has to fucking deal with during this mess.

Goebbels Miller says he’s already been self-quarantining since all that debate prep last week.  And I’m like WHAT fucking debate prep?  They want us to actually believe Trump prepped ... like learned anything factual before that goddamn shit/dump of a debate? 

Rudy weren’t looking to good on that Fox clip ... but he assured us he’d have his results today ... but just crickets so far

and Super Size that bitch for Bill Barr

nope, haven’t seen Melania but sure seems like we’ve been hearing her voice & opinions being shared by some great friends

ooh, that was a good one ...

50 Greatest Men of the 21st Century? OK list Emily but actually ...

I’m hoping they all agree to the intervention but only if Derp Jr takes the lead ... and then when they’re all gathered and Derp Jr. stands up to go straight at Donald all the rest of them disavow any knowledge and totally turn on him.  If them Trumps gotta any of their daddy’s blood they would turn cut throat and…

local access TV version

We know this is all a LIE because story says that Don Derp Jr. has “friends” ... and that he’s even got balls enough to even talk about an intervention.  I highly doubt any of this ever took place. 

Conley doing his best Baghdad Bob ... was a fucking ass weasel

Miller’s wife tested COVID-19 positive back in May, so 100% sure ass weasel Steven did too but we never heard about it. 

one can only hope.  I’m blowing out birthday candles with that kinda wish ...

not sure how Dr. Sean Conley stands up without a spine ... fuck he is feckless

TX AG jackass Paxton got lawsuit worthy pissed at Colorado because we wouldn’t let him escape that fucking hillbilly hellhole and come hide out in his 2nd or 3rd vacay home in one or our mountain towns just as TX was COVID spiking.  Now it seems a lot of folks are dishing real good stuff on his fraud and money…

shhh, don’t tell him that ... just let him get back to his bunker and buckets of KFC so he can watch Fox and tweet the fuck outta life

you tell the best bedtime stories

shhh, use his error to talk him down (well, if it was 4WD it be worth something but seein’ as how its just front wheel drive its damn close to donate worthy ...)

this is in the Ozarks ... not much snow but the friggin’ possums are brutal when they bed in over winter