I know, right? Every time I read her in the comics I think to myself, “why can’t you be more like Aunt Robin?”

He uses the same tanning lotion Trump does. But only on his arms.

Certainly Marvel wouldn’t put Tony Stark into other characters movies. Except for Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Spiderman... 

Wait wait . . . go back one . . . Cybat . . now THAT has potential! He is the Bat that lurks around the internet, defeating snarky posters with JUSTICE!

Exactly.

The very idea the DC has characters other than Batman is patently ludicrous. Warner Bros. really needs to stop filling up valuable screen time with these silly made up characters instead of giving us the wall-to-wall Batman we deserve.