Whoa guys, don’t you know you’re only supposed to be guides and walkthroughs?

Hey, ummm... Be careful.

But how are we going to hit our 50 guide quota without BG3 DLC?

This is a bummer but what would be cool is if Kotaku could be done with Jim Spanfeller, a man who is both an herb and hilariously bad at his job.

This doesn’t look like a how-to guide for BG3, does Spanfeller know about this?

If it’s anything like the first one, I’ll definitely say that it is a dense game that seems impenetrable, but I was able to replay it as an adult over thirty with limited gaming time and found it to be one of the more enjoyable gaming experiences in recent years. I know that doesn’t make sense, but it’s a game that…

Cole, I see that you played a bit on PC as well. Can you tell us what the PC’s specs were, and what the performance was like, please?

A little surprised they aren’t fishing for three seasons by expanding the time jump and throwing flashbacks in there. Having an entire season about Ellie and Joel falling apart and finally about to reconnect, only for him to get brutally killed in the finale, is the sort of thing a show can do that a video game can’t.

“Sure, I suck, and all of my decisions have sucked, and Max was a disaster, and we keep posting massive losses under my leadership, but our games division can make us money if we just make more live-service games. Never mind our live-service games bombed this year, that’s what we’re doing, dear investors, because the…

I don’t think anyone could have seen this coming.

For a game played in first-person perspective, there sure are a lot of photos of the author’s player character in-game in all these articles. It’s annoying to be honest.

Hey Kenneth, if you don’t want people criticizing your avatar, maybe stop making it the focal point of every article you write. That or stop erasing people’s comments about it.

So does that mean you might take the opportunity to change your character into something besides an uncanny valley version of Andrew Tate?

Now you don't have to go around looking like Andrew Tate, Kenny! 

Kenneth for the love of god please stop putting your custom avatar in every thumbnail.

I know people love to hate on EA, but they had nothing to do with this. Ascendant Studios is independent. EA was their publishing, but isn’t their owner.

Will you be playing as Andrew Tate for your next playthrough as well?

That’s one way to get those MAUs up ABK. Gate your Pixar shit. It’s all you have left in terms of relevancy. :’( Can’t wait for $20 cinematics. Anyways, fuck that, I’ll watch a rip. lmao 

FYI the free trial doesn’t have a 30-day time limit, it’s unrestricted in that regard

Kotaku’s pretending to not know about outrage clicks again.