Or we could get some collective self-respect and just stop calling each other bitch?

I think this is the fourth dirt bag that has announced the separation of Stodden and whats-his-name.

Right. That issue wasn't perfect back then either (ask Garrett Morris) but still had guts. Watch the Richard Pryor episode but especially this sketch. Can't imagine this getting done today.

Ah, MADTV. Now that was a funny show.

Or maybe some episodes from the first 5 years of the show. You know, when it was much, much, much funnier and more creative.

Like a drunk boxer.

Omg, same thing! I know she looks like someone else, but I can't put my finger on it. I was thinking Laura Linney? But Sarah Paulson is better. She does look better, but she looks a lot less interesting. If that isn't contradictory.

It had to do with the fact that my lenses were so thick, they almost distorted the way I looked. Now they can grind lenses down so they are not thick and I switch between glasses and contact. And yes, I have longtime friends who sometimes don't recognize me when I'm wearing one or the other.

Me neither. The summer I was 14 I worked my ass off to afford contact lens to replace the eyeglasses I wore with really thick lens to correct my horrible near-sightedness. When I went back to school, boys I had been in grade school with were coming up to me asking me who I was. I know it's not the same - I didn't…

Sister, that is exactly to-a-tee what I do. Down to salt in the pan. And yes, I get the fans going. And I never put oil in the pan or on the steak. My cast iron (inherited from my mother) is so perfectly seasoned I don't need to.

What? Nicotine is a poison and has no parallel to cigarette smoking. Cigarettes give you cancer!

I held Patricia Neal's Academy Award. In her bedroom on East End Ave. she had a photograph of Gary Cooper.

Thanks!

You don't have a link, do you? I've been digging around at vulture but all I find are recaps.

It's pretty good. But she's not fat enough and he's not frail enough.

Why did he do that to his beautiful nose? That was a lovely nose and he made it a horrible nose. It's not like he's on tv (yeah, I know the stupid reality show but he butchered his face long before that) as a sportscaster or anything.

Irish spring soap will take the skin right off ya - that stuff is harsh!

Probably takes a while for word to get around and people buy the tickets ahead of time. I have faith, tho...she will eventually stop touring because of some bullshit reason but it will because she can't sell tickets.

Really? I think they're kind of perfect together because both of those things say: "I have no taste and/or concern for the future of my body or the planet."

Yes, the bullies should be home-schooled. Not the victim. If that is a problem for the parent - tough shit.