Thank whatever they got these murdering menaces off the streets. Meanwhile in Maryville MO two statutory rapists are still high-fiving each other they got away with it.

I just want to smack her and say "nicotine's a poison, ya horse's ass!"

I'm guessing that what helped get him into the Ph.D program is that fact that he could pay for it himself.

Just saw this last night and thought the same thing. I also thought: wait a minute girl, vaccinations are bad but mainlining nicotine is good? Nicotine is a known poison.

Quite a coincidence that they always get photographed doing these "down with the everyday folk" things.

BKF has a toxic-y smell and Bon Ami is all natural.

No, you are not the only one who has an irrational hatred of BKF yet I love of Bon Ami.

Okay, I just spent 20 minutes looking at photos of young Marilyn to see the before chin but I don't see it. Looks like the same chin - including the very slight cleft.

I hears ya. Less Marilyn, more Miley.

It's important because it's possible the corrections officers were complicit. And before everyone says they should be commended, ask yourself if you want corrections officers to be in charge of what prisoners live or die? This guy was a monster, but what if it were a prisoner who was innocent?

So Thicke is pretty appropriate surname for this family of jerks. I'm wondering if it was shortened at Ellis Island from Thickeasshit.

Would you get some fucking help already!!!

What makes you think her upbringing was "exremely sheltered"? She had her own tv show produced by Dan Schneider. Too me, she seems under-parented and ill-educated.

Thank you for inspiring what, for me, is the Jezebel thread of the year. Hilarious!

Wait, are you comparing that disgusting tongue that she shoves at the camera every fucking chance she gets (which is way too many, imo) to John Hamm's commando styling that the papparazzi make a thing out of?

Thank you for pointing out how completely idiotic that analogy is.

Hey Madonna,

+1

Exactly. Where's the "praise the glorious skidmark" t-shirt?

This is a 'thing' because someone figured out how to make money off it.