That is a million times more clever than everything on that "brilliant" (so stupid) site.

It's a total generational thing. It's only a younger demographic who consider it mandatory to shave everything. Must be a lot of extra expense. Actually, it seems like it's just more expensive in general to be a young woman today.

Might be weed, but it's definitely not chronic.

This isn't going to turn out well. I mean a nation of crazy, violent meth heads?

Wasn't there some stuff on the PBS doc about Bushkin ripping Johnny off?

I find fresh mozz has too high a water content to be good for cooking. I use scamorza if I can afford or (yeah, kick me) polly-o.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to point this out but when you're only marginally (at best) talented - you do have to take your clothes off.

The most shocking thing she could do is to go the fuck away.

You think Sinatra was ugly? I can think of some shitty things to say about him...but ugly?

Or he could look like Mia's brother.

As expected as Jez, nothing even slightly critical of Mia for inviting speculation on her and her son's "private life." Frank Sinatra was a woman-beating misogynist. I'd rather Woody Allen was my father than Sinatra. Of course, Frank's got more money.

I believe Monckton has a daughter with Downs syndrome who Diana was godmother to.

Yeah, every once in awhile they show something about desert storm and Afghanistan but it's mostly WWII. My favorites are those home movies of Hitler and Eva lounging around Eagle's Nest. I can't get enough of those.

Can he do better? Check out the cheap looking shmata on Kim K over at dirt bag. That's his too.

Can he do better? Check out the cheap looking shmata on Kim K over at dirt bag. That's his too.

I cruised past this last night and they were showing a marathon of Parks and Rec reruns. I couldn't figure out why a channel for lawyers would be doing that. Now I realize it's the mag. Still don't get it.

Now the Military channel is the Nazi channel.

Can't wear ankle straps, ankle boots (only with pants) cowboy boots, frankly even knee high boots can be a challenge. Most of the time, when I see women wearing these pretty dresses with heavy ankle boots, I think it looks awful. So fashion-victimy.

That cheap looking shmata is a "one-of-a-kind"? And she does herself no favors wearing sandals like that when you on the short side and don't have the slimmest legs. I know because I'm on the short side with heavy calves.

Did a half a lude at the end of the 70's and hated it. For me it was like instant drunkness. I was walking on my ankles. Serious downer shit.