How out of touch is Beyonce that she hasn't figured out that bodega flowers have no fragrance.

For anybody here who is still clinging to the idea of god, I ask you: why in the world is this breathing bag of garbage walking and talking and James Gandolfini is gone? Why? WHY?!!!

I would lurve to see it thrive in my town. Small NY-metro urban city, people pop 50,000+. Dog pop, I'm gonna guess, at least 25,000+. Just like kids, having one dog isn't enough anymore - you gotta have two. Oh yeah, we're a mile square big. Dogs and their remains everywhere.

I would totally love that job!

Same here. What's worse than his not being is jail is his being on TV!! WTF?!!!

Even if you thought it was a shitty gift (and that's subjective - I got a popcorn maker that never worked right. That was a shitty gift.) you don't say that to one of your GUESTS. You bitch about it to your new life partner. That's the real gift for the future.

Unless someone has beat you to all the $30 items and the only things left are in the $300 range. This is why I don't like registry's. They are basically telling you "show up with one of these."

Totally dickish comment however if I'm going to be honest I would have cut to go fuck yourselves a lot sooner.

He's way more polite than I would have been.

Maybe she's an exhibitionist. She probably has a whole huge entourage who need the work. She (and her entourage) probably thinks what she does is "art" and important to society/world. She doesn't want to disappoint her fans.

So hope ORLAN wins.

Kathy Griffin talks about "my gays" all time. But nobody complains about that.

And hopefully never will be. De Blassio for Mayor!!!

Haven't seen Kick-Ass and won't see this one. But what the hell do you expect? Is this supposed to be feminist filmmaking? Or girl empowering? Little girls acting like Vince Diesel/Steve Segal/Bruce Willis?

I thought the Steubenville victim was drugged. Against her will. Am I misunderstanding this?

Paula Deen looks like she smells like bad breath, menthol cigarettes, and Jean Nate.

And since the only one of her exes anyone would identify is Jim Carrey, pretty insulting.

That's his face?!!? He leaves the house with that face looking that way?!

Holy shit, who would go to a "rehab" with insulting, stereotyping, bullshit like that on their site!! Connie Cougar? Suzy Soccer Mom? Really?

James Franco's life and career is one big walking, talking Onion headline. What an asshole!