I think it already is a song. It's called Heartbreak Hotel.

Definitely going to look for that episode.

Oh yeah.

A much more fearful choice is choosing David Crosby as the father of your children.

No wonder this show gets shitty ratings.

I love shit like this. There were rumors about him being a problem during the run of The Best Man on Bway.

Also, he got married and now we have to pretend his wife is interesting. She's even got a blog on huffington post but no one reads those.

I read "Love is Nothing" a biography of her by Lee Server. One of the best celebrity bios I've ever read. Ava wasn't a girlfriend - she was much more of a man's woman but I loved her by the end of the book. She was independent, intelligent, drank way too much (I think she was banned by the Madrid Hilton for pissing in…

I thought is was against the law.

Is it a surprise that Paris and Prince have different fathers? I thought that was assumed. They don't look anything alike. But Prince sure does look like Arnold Klein.

Of course Jennifer Lopez loved her "jiggly belly". That's pretty much a direct retort to Salma Hayek's "I felt disfigured" comment.

And she was a naive 18-year old fresh from North Carolina where she rarely wore shoes and a bra was a dishtowel tied across your chest. She met Rooney on one of her first days in Hollywood. He took one look at her and wanted her - and spent weeks trying to get her to go out with him. Why is it so hard to believe? Even…

You're wrong.

She didn't marry "someone." She married the future King of England which means she'll get to be Queen. Yeah, she played her cards right, navigated some no-doubt treacherous waters, practiced patience, and landed the big job. Not sure myself what her talent is but she's def got some.

Looks like she may have left according to Daily Fail

Well, for one thing she's educated. And her parents do actual jobs. I think she's way more talented than Kim - girl played her cards right and won. Marrying well is a big deal. Kim hasn't done it.

Doug Barry, do you know how to fucking read?

Basically, I think he was probably great in bed. Also, at the time he scored Lana and Ava, they were newbies and he was on his way to being the most popular actor in the country (Lana) or was the most popular actor in the country (Ava).

If you enjoyed it, I recommend "Love is Nothing" a biography of Ava by Lee Server. One of the best celebrity bios I've ever read. She was quite a woman.

Especially when you grew up with only millions.