I've been using hair bodkins for years. Who knew? I just called them sticks.

I'm going to guess that Brown doesn't have car insurance.

It's done as a tribute to Michael Jackson.

The people interviewed for this non-story are completely obnoxious attention whores. Yeah, Meaghan B Murphy, I'm looking at you. Also, have no interest in knowing that Rachel DeGregorio and her husband Scott had sex three times in one day so they could conceive (doctor's orders - nothing to do with the storm). I'm…

You didn't read the article.

+10 and thanks for articulating so intelligently what I also think. And feel.

Hmmmm...uterine fibroids, possibly? I had them and what started as heavy periods pretty much became unmanageable after a few months. Watch out for anemia.

Haven't experienced the tender breasts but I get the craziest itchy legs and feet. And it's not topical, it's not dry skin - it's deeper and pretty much un-scratchable. Lasts for about 20 minutes and then it goes away, by which time my calves and feet are all torn up from my clawing at them. Pretty much happens at…

Bethenny Frankel faking for publicity? Oh, come on, that's just crazy talk!!

Christie unrelentingly defends NJ Transit's multi-million $$ mistake in not getting the trains to higher ground (like NYC did). Did you read/hear this:

Heather, you misunderstood. I really liked the last line - about how dogs eat their own shit. And I actually like dogs. I've even lived with a dog when I was married to my first husband. I loved that dog and I missed him more than the ex when we split up. I'm just sick and tired of the dog shit on the streets of my…

That is funny! Because it happened to someone else.

I think she's doing society a favor. Those are two of the biggest no-talents in the business.

Really? I thought it was pretty funny.

I thought he was special ed. You know, they gave the special kid his own show. I thought that was the point of the show. I couldn't believe it when I found out he RUNS THE FRIGGIN NETWORK. However, while many of us think he's a jerk, he seems to have a lot of celebrity friends and they're not all gay. Like:

This is a comment from a poster named Carbus Copperpot who posted this on the original story. It is a response to my asking if there was a way to get her some money:

Yes! Jason_Simpson cuts to the heart of this argument. Atheists have no large infrastructures like Mormons, Salvation Army, mega-churches, synagogues, etc. You do know that if you are hungry and need a bed the Salvation Army will feed you and give you a bed. All you have to do is let them proselytize to you for a…

Thanks for the reassurance.

Hey, do you lick you dog's ass with that mouth?

Please don't tell anyone because I'm more than a little ashamed to admit this: I think he's kind of hot. And yes, I've been in therapy. Not enough obviously.