Oh jesus that last line is a killer. I only had to see one dog do that once and I've never let another dog lick me without running to the bathroom to wash. And choke back the puke. Can the whole fucking dog thing jump the shark already?*

Me too! Where is she?

I've never been a big Brad Pitt fan but respect all the work his foundation has done in New Orleans. However, he always sounds kinda dumb in his interviews. I mean he prefers to refer to himself as "self-employed" instead of an "actor" because self-employed is more "humble?" That is just ass. And an insult to all the…

What? No.

They always are.

What bothers me about Knight's (model/actress/stuntwoman/activist/professional poker player) statement is her accusation that the alleged victim is doing it as a publicity stunt because "she's an aspiring actress." Aspiring actresses can be raped. Also, we don't know her name, and I'm not sure if bringing a rape…

What? Her forehead is as taut as a trampoline. And the cheek injectibles or whatever she's done look awful. Shadow of her former beauty. You can really see it in the pic on the left.

Completely lost on me. See also: cat videos.

Thank you! I needed to read that.

I always get depressed after anesthesia - even novocaine can do it. The couple of times I've been knocked out, it's taken me days to feel right.

I think it's the other way around.

Good catch!

I love him. Reading this made me love him even more - he's so honest. And, obviously, he recycles outfits (unless the pic above is old).

Me too. Kind of a pain in the ass, but really no biggie. Worse in winter, better in summer. I alternate neutragena's T-Gel and T-Sal. The worst is around my ears.

I disagree. It's the Astaire-Rogers phenomenon: she gives him sex and he gives her class. Anyway, they're both Jewish, so I think they have a chance. For all we know they're on a date right now.

When I say she seems un-potheady, I'm saying that as a pothead. If I had her bankroll I'd be on that yacht with you passing the world's best vape around. Actually, I'd just move to Amsterdam or Washington or Colorado, just to make access easier.

That's funny - when she mentioned oily fish I kept waiting for her to say mackerel, which is cheap and (I think) fairly plentiful and pretty healthy. Plus, it's good!

Jesus, she seems so un-potheady.

Which describes most of the new leading men currently in movies.

I heard that too - didn't hear her mention tuna, tho. Always heard pregnant women should limit the amount of tuna they eat 'cause of mercury.