helenoftroyalabama
HelenofTroyAlabama
helenoftroyalabama

Yeah your political views being challenged is way worse than a bunch of people being murdered. You’re a sack of shit dude.

I think the worst thing about this story is that people died and their loved ones are left bereft, that it even happened at all.

Yeah, that is much worse than dead people. Now I am truly sad.

Were you around when Gawker posted the photo and facebook profile of the wrong Adam Lanza? Classic.

Because if it was a white male that would have stopped all the far left wing idiots from going off about how all white male gun owners are killers.

I saw a ton of people getting boners betting on white conservative Christian males. The house won that bet.

When Nidal shot up Ft. Hood, liberal media shouted down those who called it radical Islamic terrorism. They were insistent on the “workplace shooting” narrative, going so far as to concoct a medical history of the killer where he was oppressed and psychologically traumatized because of his ethnicity and religion. They

Unfortunately you’re right. Everyone seems to have a horse in the race to find out who the killers are, which is fucking stupid.

Religion.

Cannot comprehend what sort of motive makes you leave your infant daughter with her grandmother and then saddle her with the legacy of your heinous acts.

Probably getting the same boner everyone on Gawker got when they thought it was crazy white christians.

This free ice cream stand has been replaced with shitty soy froyo.

S: This column wasn’t half-bad.
W: You’re right. It was all bad! OH HO HO HO

Sam, Jordan, and Hamilton will still be here for you on the main site.

It went from snarky and sleazy to dickish and slimy.

I will miss the way you never really liked anything, and used too many words to say so.

I’m looking at Kobe in front of the Fan-Duel-festooned banner and wondering if in 20 years pictures like that will look like Joe Dinaggio advertising cigarettes and whiskey.

I’m honestly starting to wonder if Kobe has an arrangement with Mitch/Jimmy to “help” the Lakers in his final season. They get a top-3 pick, he gets more points onto his resume. Everyone wins. By the end of the year he's going to be chucking it 40 times a game.

Okafor: Holy crap, is this going to be an 81 point situation?

It would just be “I got this” repeated over and over again, tone gradually increasing in desparation over the course of the game.