we found Trump’s account everyone!

Not knowing about the Jedi isn’t today’s equivalent of not knowing about pimps in Times Square. It’s today’s equivalent of not knowing about World War II.

Isn’t two generations too short and amount of time for people to stop believing in the Force? It’s like if my grandfather kept telling me stories about this police force who used to use magic and energy swords and I was like “Okay Grandpa...” But then all his friends also remember this and old newspapers and film…

holy shit

Marv, Jeb, Neil. The Bushes are terrible at naming children. When was the last time anyone heard the name Marvin and thought of a politican, hell i wouldn’t even trust a guy named Marvin to run a McDonalds, hell i wouldn’t trust a guy name Jeb or Neil either now that i’m thinking of it.

how many towns in the US can you name where it’s illegal for women to drive? or to be out in public without men? Or where you get the death penalty for being gay or having sex outside marriage?

so you are saying Jim Gray, noted openly gay, Democratic mayor, is actually part of the RNC? i couldn’t believe you could get stupider than your shocking views on women. But here we are

seriously, that was more of a backhanded stabbing than a back handed compliment

wow, maybe you should go back to Fox News, we don’t like your kind around here and i’m pretty sure based on your pro-gun and pro-hate speech views, you don’t have any friends in LA either

cool, can’t wait for you to talk about how banning guns is a bad idea too

i assume the LA in your name stands for Louisana with the evil conservative opinion you just stated

yeah, this really isn’t the sort of thing that should be ok. Like if we can ban cultural appropriation we should have fucking banned women dressed as Lolita-esque girls a long time ago.

holy shit, this is a fucking SNL sketch happening in real life.

you can tell the judge is a woman by the pronouns used in the article

that is a lot of white people.

jesus, i didn’t realize Weird Al was so old

nope, you just hate black people

the person that made the call was a dirty jew not a white person

yeah, you really are a worthless human being

He is the Walter Sobchak of The Walking Dead. He’s right. He’s pretty much ALWAYS right. But he is a goddamn asshole.