That guy was very, very knotty...

I agree. Students should never go to campus police about sexual assaults, or any kind of assaults. Always go to local law enforcement.

Why are Arizona students such douches?

Oh bullshit. The girl was not a threat in any way. She was looking at her phone and unaware of her surroundings. Watch the damn video again.

Maybe I'm wrong, but it seemed like the girl was looking at the display of her smartphone. She seemed totally caught off guard. The cop should be fired.

Beautifully done.

Same here. I didn't know it was considered a slur. But now that I do, I certainly won't use it. They should have written, "Couple has hearing loss. Please make sure to get their attention."

Oh good gawd...

So glad they got the kids out. Mom sounds like she's had a huge breakdown.

How appropo for a homophobic state to make it all about their dicks...

Yvonne Craig always looks adorable.

"Please, kill me now. I hate my costume."

You left out the little "crimping" of her breast/armpit/shoulder on the left of the photo. I can understand retouching it to remove the wrinkle. Adding additional material, however, wasn't necessary.

I did not even reference her weight. So you are really being sensitive about something I never said.

"Minor Batman villain Justin Bieber"

Whoa there. I never even intimated "rude cow"? Where the hell did that come from?

So the more depressed one is, the less stuff they put in their butts?

Yes, the Vikings let you go because of your comments.

Actually, she strongly intimates she was late to the plane.

I believe they were both passive-aggressive... the perfect storm of shitiness...