🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

“Off the record: If you’re a Christian and are not judgey with how the rest of us live our lives, my beef isn’t with you.”

I usually go with “fish belly white” for myself after a long winter’s hibernation.

No I haven’t found her yet.

Wtf, how does simply moving strays around help?! What a dumbass.

Wait—did you find her? And F your neighbor.

My family had just started regularly spending my spring breaks on Captiva Island, FL right around 1986/87 when Madonna’s “La Isla Bonita” was a hit, and I think my parents bought a timeshare there the year before Kokomo. You can believe that ever lounge band on the island was playing this song at least once a set and…

It went away with his soul.

Pos Save America and Lovett or Leave It are the best!

I’m with you. I’ve had that happen too and especially at hockey games when you really need to pay attention and it’s generally pretty quiet during play. If they aren’t talking about the game they should stfu or at least keep it to a loud whisper. I mean, if you aren’t going to watch the game why go in the first…

I’m glad to hear that you are enjoying Jane Austen. She is my favorite author. Henry Tinley is a babe.

I desperately want a shirt that says ‘Jesus take the wheel and the lube’...

I guess I’m in the minority, because I have actually enjoyed this season more than any other since season 3. I still don’t think that it’s *great* - I don’t know that it will ever be great again - but I definitely think it’s better than seasons 5 and 6 (UGH).

I’m Canadian and white. I’ve eaten in a lot of USian restaurants all over the States, including southern California. I’ve never been asked to prove my residency.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

If I’m honest, it was a rough week. My beloved cat Chelsea passed away on Monday from cancer. While I’m glad she’s not in pain, my heart is still shattered. She really and truly was a hilarious, loving, cuddly pain in the butt and I miss her so much.

BAN CIS MEN. FROM EVERYTHING.

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.

“You’re in a cult, call your dad” made me very happy. I’m glad I’m not the only fan of Karen and Georgia around here.