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I don’t know if this makes me more of the feminist that I already am (I’m a guy) or completely old and clueless and should be shipped off to an Obama Death Panel but I had to google “cankles.” I’m still not really sure what they are. So it’s like swelling around the ankles? I have really big calves and then ridiculous

There is something about suburbanites that seems to invite suspicion of strangers among them. I have tons of friends and my entire family who live in suburbs and one of the things I’ve noticed is no one introduces themselves or is introduced by a host at any kind of gathering. Meanwhile in New York everyone gets

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Couldn’t agree with you more. Let’s all chant!

My own pet theory is that we’re forced to be social. It’s so crowded, even getting into a movie theater is like winning the Publisher’s Clearinghouse, and very few people own cars so we’re always on the streets or crowded into the subways or fighting for cabs (that is where we are not unfailingly polite) and we all

There’s something about the neck though, something I can’t put my finger on, that prevents me from wanting to put my dick in. It’s interesting that he’s from Davis. UC Davis makes Berkeley look like Brigham Young University.

But it was East Lansing, Michigan? That’s interesting.

We are unfailingly polite and helpful! Have you ever been in a NYC subway car and seemed a little lost? Peered over the shoulder of someone to get a look at the subway map? Someone (me) will always ask where you are headed. The subway system is vast, express trains, local trains, rerouting, incomprehensible service

I lived through it. It wasn’t that great. I think the 70s must have been more fun but the first Manhattan nightclub I ever entered was Danceteria in 1981 so I have no personal knowledge. Hell, I don’t have much personal knowledge of Manhattan clubs during the 80s, when I was going to them, because there were always

Thanks! This evening I stumbled into a post about Chris Hemsworth’s schlong (that’s a great Yiddish word, and I don’t think German-derived. In German you would say Schwanz, and about 100 other things too foul to post here) and I ended up having a nice exchange about the Yiddish language.

I agree, I don’t get the Firefox love, it runs really slowly on my setup, and I have tons of memory (two tetrabytes) and a state-of-the-art Mac mini hard drive and probably the most expensive Internet access plan on God’s green earth (thanks Time Warner) and yet I’m like Whoopi Goldberg slowly receiving messages on

You speak Yiddish! So do I, kind of, but only because though I am not Jewish I live in New York and have tons of Jewish friends and can speak German fluently, so when they, or more likely their parents, break out the Yiddish I can follow along. It’s the Russian words I don’t get, but I think Yiddish must be about 90%

If anyone is still reading this thread I was having the same issues. I can’t even bring Jezebel up on my phone, the formatting is so bad (I guess they don’t have Android phones in Hungary.) Then I keep losing my account keys and I have to reboot my system periodically so I lose everything, I’m back in the grays, I’m

Yet another burner account.

My sister moved heaven and earth to have children, IVF. She gives money to PP. So do I (I’m a gay man.) Children are great, I’m the godfather to three, and I’m now helping to put the oldest one through college, but it’s not for everyone. Assholes.