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“Hi, I’m Lil’ Kim, your Thoracic Surgeon. Don’t be concerned that I look nothing like my ID badge, that’s another surgeon’s fault.”

It -is- sad, but every $1 spent on therapy would do more long-term good than every $100 spent on machete-ing your face into trying to finally please you.

If you’re any good at it you don’t need a bib. :) /jk

Have to disagree, Bieb’s wearing briefs, the opposite of boxers. Boxers have straight legs without elastic legbands, creates a looser “pouch” area. Briefs have leg bands to seal around the thigh, cupping the package in a fabric snuggle.

Did you notice, in the Jez article about the same event yesterday, that the cops acknowledged she was on public property and not on Brinkley’s?

There was just an article on i09 saying that butter turned out to be not so bad for you.

All of that sounded so familiar... from Junior High school. Even by HS most people aren’t giggling while making out. That sounded like something I’d flip past on the Disney Channel. Tweens in love.

She is who she is both physically and as a person.”

To be fair, it can be *very* exhausting explaining who you are to everyone you offer a selfie to!

*nod*. Bar Harbor native here, on an Island filled with hard-working people living off the sea, the assumption is still that everyone’s wealthy there.

“...one of the most beautiful beach towns hours and hours from New York City”.

“ The filming was mainly planned for Montauk, the last stop on the LIRR and one of the most beautiful beach towns in New York City”

“Chloe Grace Moretz boyfriend now” is the fourth search suggestion on google. I got as far as Chloe G. Interestingly, “age of sexual consent usa” is also the fourth. But I had to get to the “l” before it came up.

Dudes ain’t payin’ for their tuxes.

everything I hate about white women”

Her husband, a long-haul truck driver, turned grey from using silver nitrate as a cure-all.

My money’s on Hank Hill — could hear the voice as I read it!

Would you please amend your title, as it’s so completely inaccurate??

WTFH with all of the “Her?” comments?

Grace Jones fits into sample sizes? I always thought of her as a big woman. Did you see her in “Conan The Destroyer”? Maybe that’s where I got the impression she was an amazon of a woman.