I suppose so. I mean, if I designed I’d love to set her up... just seems kind of tacky complaining you didn’t get as many freebies as someone else, to a population of followers who get NO freebies along those lines at all.

I’m trying to imagine the situation under which I would start a Twitter campaign to complain that not enough people are offering me hand-made, expensive free things.

Yeah I feel like lots of bush holds the pee smell more firmly than smooth skin too. I mean, no matter how thoroughly wiped, it’s all that surface area of every single hair that can trip miniscule amounts and all... :(

There’s literally a photo though...

The LAPD’s claim that McSwiggan was seen injuring himself after taking his booking photo probably explains why the booking photo looks like this:

Did you young cousin ever get help with her alcoholism?

Yeah, if you can’t give up cocaine while breastfeeding then you’re either addicted to it or are the kind of person that’d endanger an infant in the name of partying. Either way it’s a parenting fail, I’d say.

Good grief. It’s streams of nasty girl comments like these that put me off this entire site. Is this how one becomes popular on jez? I prefer the greys.

My first thought was, “Why NOW?” She’s been the worst so long she could be a rare CHEESE.

Yeah, she does have pipes, I should have left the “auto-tune” part out.

And spelling. How does someone who spent their life in the R&B world not know how to spell Michael Jackson?

Me too, and has spell-check become a thing of the past? When I post to IG my mispellings are underlined in red so I can fix them...

“Wouldn’t a hologram be CGI?”

“She’s got more soul than the top 100 bro-hat country phonies.”

It must be kind of comforting to have just one, single, identical thought running around your head on an endless loop, every minute, no matter the subject at hand. Like ocean sounds, soothing, I would imagine...

Her hair is... fake enough. :)

You seem very riled up about strangers.

“I feel like tbe speech deserved it’s own post because it was such a great moment but JT has now taken it from him and it’s so annoying”

White people amaze me with their ability to constantly miss the point.

“Black people comprise 12% of the total population. White people comprise 78% of the population.”